Money Laundering…

I have found a way to make a fast few bucks. I have entered the Money Laundering Biz and you can too. The larger your family the greater your earning power can be!

I have stopped asking my kids to empty their pockets because, frankly, they do not listen. Instead of getting angry I use this to my advantage. I have found rocks, stones and pebbles. I have found acorns. I have found leaves and sticks and bottle tops. I have found gum and candy and little toy trinkets. Luckily, I have yet to find anything living! The greatest thing of all are all those beautiful shiny coins. I project to make a good couple of hundred dollars this year! Not bad for emptying a few pockets! The money becomes mine as soon as it hits a laundry basket or hamper. I haven’t figured out what I will do with all this money. I would like to wave it in front of the kid’s faces, but then they might catch on… So I think best be our little secret!

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4 thoughts on “Money Laundering…

  1. I do the same here, with the boys. Have to watch out though, I’ve actually washed rocks and gameboy games. They make it through the dryer and still work!

  2. I do the same here, with the boys. Have to watch out though, I’ve actually washed rocks and gameboy games. They make it through the dryer and still work!

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