The only way I can communicate with Don during the day is via email or text messaging. He can not be on the phone while in the OR. Earlier I sent him a text asking if he would be home in time for me to take Becca to skating so that I would not have to drag the boys and risk a 5 or 6pm nap from Alexander. I then went on to tell him that the kids were driving me bonkers. I am overtired and really need more of a break than the two hours a week I get. I went on to explain that I would have driven them to school in this… or in an ice storm just to get them the hell away. Sadly, this is not one of those I-am-so-overjoyed-to-have-the-kids-around-all-over-and-on-top-of-me snow days. It’s one of those I may break-into-school-and-deposit-the-kids-there kind-of days. Don’t gasp. If you haven’t had one you are either The Greatest Mother in The World, or you are inhuman. Or you are lying. A big fat LIAR!
So after whining over a text message this is what Don told me to do!
Firmly attach one sticker to each child then dial 1-800-GoFedEx for ground service pickup.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m sorry you are having a rotten day, but that is DAMN funny!
PLEASE send some of those my way… i just want a break without someone screaming MAMA while i try to pee.
LMAO, He’s funny! I remember feeling the exact same way on the last three days of my kids’ winter break. Hope you’re day gets better.
I love it. He sounds like my husband! 🙂
LMAO!! He certainly has his moments!!
Hmmm, he was not so amused when I said I should put a sticker on him too! LOL
That is seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever read… 🙂